The Geese

I saw something frightening today. A vee of geese heading North in the gunmetal gray sky. Oh, that’s queer, but, hey, animals are better at these things than we are. Maybe spring’s coming early. Then, in another slice of the same sky comes another squadron of geese, heading South. They pass each other and I [...]

Joe the Reporter

I don’t know if Joe realizes how fucking asinine he is being… bringing a media expedition into Israel just to proclaim the media should not be allowed to report on war. I don’t know. How can he not see that? To place credence in his words, he needs to remove himself from the premises. Better [...]

Nonsense! 1.314101

Yet more tidbits from the nary dusted, more darker corners of my mind.
I know things people don’t know. For instance, look at Bob. He has gone for days complaining about the reek of excrement following him around. What he doesn’t know is, during an intense congress with the toilet, he had unknowingly gobbed a piece [...]

Nonsense! 1.0

These are the weird little things that occurred to me during my late night paid binges of fluorescent light, that give me pause mid-task to jot down in my little notebook these squiggles, making me wonder if there is such a bar defining normalcy, whether I would frighten some people I knew if they read [...]

The Catastrophe

Norris Cat, the spokesfeline of the brand name cat food 9 1/2 Lives, flung away the photograph with great disgust. “I can’t believe this!” he yowled. “A cat of my stature doesn’t deserve such mockery!” The photograph lay face down on the litter strewn dressingroom floor, and the assistant bent down to pick it up. [...]

New Year Resolutions Are Cliche

It’s always a new year every day you wake into the world, the next year only a revolution away just over the curve of the horizon. Hell, it’s always a new year even—most especially—if you measure your time in zepto-seconds. With all that having been said, it’s time to bid you a happy and prosperous [...]