Why I Love The Pitch

This free weekly publication catering to the Kansas City metro has done it again! Subversive and demanding answers, the Pitch explores corruption within the government and spotlights local events. An earlier blog post showcased the Pitch’s sheer audacity in this corner of the Bible Belt, but astoundingly, they have pushed the envelope with the Vol. [...]

Joe the Reporter

I don’t know if Joe realizes how fucking asinine he is being… bringing a media expedition into Israel just to proclaim the media should not be allowed to report on war. I don’t know. How can he not see that? To place credence in his words, he needs to remove himself from the premises. Better [...]

The Pitch

I’ve put this off since last summer, and since my copy is quickly turning yellow, I figured it was high time to scan this and get it over with.
The Pitch is a free weekly publication for the locals of Kansas City that deals with so many issues ranging from corrupt preachers to idiotic politicians to [...]

Was It An Inside Job?

I wouldn’t be surprised. I don’t think there were planes. Just a magnificent, sweetly orchestrated hoax in a symphony of lies.
In deep greed and perhaps a misguided attempt to unite the country (a la Watchmen) the powers that be plunged the America into an unprecedented, unwarranted war. The twin towers, a display of enduring strength [...]

Large Hadron Rap

Kate McAlpine, a 23-year old Michigan State grad, is sucking in the hits on YouTube with, of all things, a sensational physics rap that’s set for viral stature. The Large Hadron Collider is slated to be turned on September 10th, and it is the source of horrified controversy; the LHC is believed to be capable [...]

Toilet Comfort

updated 2:05 p.m. CT, Wed., March. 12, 2008
NESS CITY, Kan. – Deputies said a woman in western Kansas sat on her boyfriend’s toilet for two years, and they’re investigating whether she was mistreated.
Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said a man called his office last month to report that something was wrong with his girlfriend.
Whipple said [...]

Roboexotica

http://www.bnet.com/2346-13068_23-43741-1.html
Cocktail robots at an annual event in Vienna, Austria. Is this the wave of the future, in which clunky appendages swish out martinis and tonics in a sea of smoke while they make small talk?

The Moral Police

Richard Gere is knee-deep in a bucketful of shit. India is pissed at him. Morality was violated. She was shocked. That’s Bollywood for you!
the YouTube vid.

A Weightless Hawking

The brilliant physicist is going to realize a childhood dream. It’s only fair. Question is, what took so long for him to finally do this? Maybe, with a brain that can reconstruct the physical world and crunch numbers while using calculating machines as a prosthesis, not a life support machine as the rest of us [...]

The Codex Gigas: the Devil’s Bible

It is not surprising Lovecraft prophesied the Necronomicon.
I don’t know how the hell I stumbled upon this but all’s neatorama.com; d’ya think I could torrent the Codex one of these days? of course then I’d have to devote decades towards learning several languages and spend my twilight years blinking myopically through light benders, absorbing the [...]