Peeoop

Peeoop: the act of urination and defecation undertaken simultaneously.
What a surprise! John peeooped his pants again!
Do you have difficulty peeooping? The measured time and volume of peeoopance suggests you do.
To peeoop or not to peeoop, that is the issue.

Sweetcheecks

Sweet·cheecks: The significant other of a gold-digger. The person with the moneybags in a relationship in which one gives and the other takes; the giver of sweet checks.
“Aww, honey, you didn’t have to give me these diamond studded pradas! You’re such a sweetcheecks!”

Nowhereism

Nowhereism (No-where-ism): in all seriousness, a brand of literature that seeks to be given credence, as it honestly and inaccurately describes the direction our daily lives take, no matter how the parties intimate with said lives may say otherwise. It may pretend to intellectualism when there is none, spout blatant drivel when there is [...]

Blogosophic

Blogosophic (bloh-go-sof’-ic): To write a blog in a philosophic manner – subjective and introspective; to write a blog for therapeutic purposes.
He waxed blogosophic in his latest rant. In all matters blogosophic he was knowledgeable.
Courtesy of The Chad.

Stubstance

1. A stubby substance: A hot dog has stubstance.

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Erosatz

1. Love of the artificial sort, beset with superficialities: They share an erosatzic bond.
2. Substitute love: A whore erosatzes.
3. To allure with platitudes of love: Juliet glanced boredly at Romeo’s frantic erosatzions.