Typical Michael Bay movie, with big explosions, a spotty plot, and lame dialogue. The only thing it’s got going for it is Shia LeBouf, at least for the first half of the movie, and the fact that, with a single line of dialogue, the entire Transformers movie was placed in the E.T. universe: when asked about extraterrestrials, Sam says that E.T. is only an urban legend. I appreciated the subtle digs at the current White House administration. On an almost tangent, I swear I saw Ben Affleck. He was screaming.