The Rat’s Defense

WE FOUND A RAT HULKING AND SULKING IN THE SEWER.

Did you indeedy find a rat hulking and sulking in the sewer?

YES WE FOUND HULKING AND SULKING A RAT IN THE SEWER.

Who was doing the hulking and sulking, you or the rat?

HE WAS HULKING AND I WAS SULKING. THE RAT DID BOTH.

Indeedy.

In my defense I was neither hulking nor sulking in the sewer but, in fact, was lurking and murking in the sewer.

OH!

Oh!

Oh, indeedy!

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