The Dairy Queens

The women of Milk Maid Dairy Products are of the friendly sort, their smiles as white as their product. Rows upon rows of lactating females gossip, give and receive manicures, get their hair done, play crossword puzzles as they are being pumped. “We feed them nothing but the best, all organic, no processed food, no siree!” the spokesperson for Milk Maids cries. “We have milk, cheese, butter, and ice cream!”

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